Total Medals Earned: 75 (From
19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 835 Points
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Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub Castañon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.
Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).
Break a heart with minimal effort.
2 close friends.
Looks like a ring post to me.
Laser is just a sword but longer.
This is wrestling, not boxing.
See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.
Rotate the rectangle.
Didn't even touch you, cry baby.
Make a landmine.
Flip it.
Building bigger bridges.
Bigger box.
Give them nothing, but take from them everything!
Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.
Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.
Katana is just a punch but longer.
High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.
Draw the smallest gun.
They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.
See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Make a leg. Also Tetris.
Make the other leg. Also Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).
Tetris.
Tetris.
Aaaand Tetris.
Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.
This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).
5 with 5
T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.
Pac-Man
Bac-Man
Let's move teatime back a bit.
Let's move teatime forward.
Screw teatime.
Building bridges.
Plus size.
Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.
ZZZ
Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.
Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.
Tetris +1
Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.
On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.
♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)
Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)
Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.
Or just flip the music note again.
The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.
Same again but exactly the opposite.
Clue's in the name.
Flip it.
Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.
Flip it.
...and again.
Once more.
Make Mjölnir.
Flip it.
Ring
Slap a rock on that ring.
Flip it (guess it didn't work out).
Dig a grave.
Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.
Boil an egg.
Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.
Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.
Wider smile.
Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.
Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)
Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.
rock.
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Just like real life, this does not guarantee you a living.
You Win!!
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Get the worst ending...
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Help clean her room!
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